May 31, 2008

You know it's bad when your closest people begin writing uncomplimentary books about you. In my opinion, President Bush is the worst president in U.S. history. He reminds me of a chimpanzee trying to fly an F-18 and unfortunately for the rest of the world, it just so happens that the U.S. crashed and burned with him. All those fancy controls were just too complicated for his little hairy knuckles to handle. This might appear to be an unkind thing to say, but I actually believe there should be a mandatory IQ test before someone gets to be president. Anything under 50 should disqualify a potential candidate. We have to set the bar higher. I know 50 sounds unreasonable, but we have to have some kind of standard.